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Jul
26

Your Absurdity Today

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Jul
04

Happy Birthday, America

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From Susie Sampson.

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Jun
18

National Treasure

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IMG_0915Sequoia National Park — The Giant Forest

This is like the Area 51 of trees. I keep thinking what it would have taken to get up here before the roads and cars. It would take a week with pack horses to get up here. There is no hint down below that anything like this might exist up here. Such trees might have been the stuff of local legends. Tinfoil hat stuff. Who would believed you if you told them about the giant Sequoia?

On the drive up here I kept looking at the rock walls constructed along the road. Damned socialist make-work spending. (And I and wonder why we are not putting people to work doing this sort of thing when so many people need employment right now. The Blue Ridge Parkway has been an economic benefit to western North Carolina since the Depression.) Visitors from all over the world come to Sequoia national Park to see these trees, a national and world heritage. President Bill Clinton added the Sequoia National Monument Section in 2000.

But I suppose we must roll with the changes. Austerians tell us there is little money for national heritage. And none for world heritage. (Plenty for wars, though.) Besides, nobody knows who the dead presidents and generals are after whom some of these trees are named anyway.

Isn’t it time for corporate sponsorship (if not outright privatization) of our national heritage? So the General Sherman tree now will be the Goldman Sachs Tree. The General Grant Tree will be the Bank of America tree. And the McKinley Tree will be the Walmart Tree. Henceforth, all these giants will be named after large corporations and banks because these things are too big to fail.

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May
11

You Can’t Say That On The Intertubes

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NSFW:

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Apr
26

With Patriots Like These…

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Fox News sees the U.S. Constitution as America’s Bible. And won’t hesitate to go Old Testament on your ass.

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Jan
20

Accidents Happen

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4 injured after firearms go off at N.C., Indiana gun shows

Raleigh yesterday:

CNN reports:

Meanwhile, in Indianapolis, a man walking out of the Indy 1500 Gun and Knife Show shot himself in the hand as he was loading his .45-caliber semi-automatic firearm, Indiana State Police said in a statement.

UPDATE: Oh yeah, NSFW.

Lesson learned!

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Jan
03

The Modern Sportsman

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“Quick kill. That’s the name of the game.”

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CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

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Oct
28

Ready for The Zomney Apocalypse?

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