Bought and Paid For

“It’s our democracy. We bought it, we paid for it, and we’re going to keep it.” – Vote Murray Hill Incorporated for Congress! Murray Hill, Inc. adds,

“Until now,” Murray Hill Inc. said in a statement, “corporate interests had to rely on campaign contributions and influence peddling to achieve their goals in Washington. But thanks to an enlightened Supreme Court, now we can eliminate the middle-man and run for office ourselves.”

Murray Hill, Inc. wants to run in the Republican congressional primary in Maryland’s 8th district. “Clearly, I don’t know how much more Republican a corporation can be,” Murray Hill Inc., designated human spokesperson, Eric Hensal, told Thom Hartmann in an interview here.

[h/t Crooks and Liars]