Jan
29

Bought and Paid For

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“It’s our democracy. We bought it, we paid for it, and we’re going to keep it.” – Vote Murray Hill Incorporated for Congress! Murray Hill, Inc. adds,

“Until now,” Murray Hill Inc. said in a statement, “corporate interests had to rely on campaign contributions and influence peddling to achieve their goals in Washington. But thanks to an enlightened Supreme Court, now we can eliminate the middle-man and run for office ourselves.”

Murray Hill, Inc. wants to run in the Republican congressional primary in Maryland’s 8th district. “Clearly, I don’t know how much more Republican a corporation can be,” Murray Hill Inc., designated human spokesperson, Eric Hensal, told Thom Hartmann in an interview here.

[h/t Crooks and Liars]

Comments

  1. Gordon Smith says:

    Brilliant.

    It would be great to get a corporate person in every Congressional race in the nation this year.

  2. Jim Reeves says:

    We have had “corporate persons” directing policy for many years.

  3. Jim Reeves says:

    Some of the members, many current and past members of Congress and the Executive Branch promoting the agenda of the globalists and their corporate sponsors.

  4. Matt says:

    Walmart & Family Dollar in 2012! They could campaign for “debt forgiveness” in return for increased imports from China. During the campaign they could use the words “family values” to get conservative’s votes.

    I can see the TV ads. “…this ad was paid for by the committee to elect Walmart/Family Dollar, where we’ve rolled back prices on thousands of items. Stop in today to purchase your campaign stickers and yard signs at our low, low prices”.

  5. Tom Sullivan says:

    And those ads will, of course, use familiar spokesmodels.