Well, fekkinay Barry — I wish I had known about this before Christmas. It would have saved me a lot of postpopdum depression (Squeeze! Pop! Destroy! Momentary Regret! Do it again!) — not to mention all the damned cleanup involved after a typical three day binge.
But smoking in restaurants and bars is the best place to smoke, Barry. It goes so well with all the drinking and the eating. What’s next? No sex in restaurants and bars?
Only if you get a documented “Can’t Do It Except In Front of Others” diagnosis from your doctor, and have the necessary permits available for inspection while you’re doing it.
MM said, “What’s next? No sex in restaurants and bars?”
Only if you get a documented “Can’t Do It Except In Front of Others†diagnosis from your doctor, and have the necessary permits available for inspection while you’re doing it:
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December 31st, 2009 at 1:14 pm
…( ) On second thought, no. No comment at all. Keep up the good work.
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December 31st, 2009 at 4:37 pm
For MM – the Japanese have invented a never-ending bubblewrap toy for those obsessive poppers out there:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UU20R4O34o&feature=player_embedded#
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December 31st, 2009 at 5:37 pm
I’m a cat person. Dog people can suck it.
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January 1st, 2010 at 9:24 am
Well, fekkinay Barry — I wish I had known about this before Christmas. It would have saved me a lot of postpopdum depression (Squeeze! Pop! Destroy! Momentary Regret! Do it again!) — not to mention all the damned cleanup involved after a typical three day binge.
What are we talking about?
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January 1st, 2010 at 1:41 pm
We’re talking about it’s now illegal to smoke in restaurants and bars. YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAH!!!!
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January 1st, 2010 at 2:47 pm
But smoking in restaurants and bars is the best place to smoke, Barry. It goes so well with all the drinking and the eating. What’s next? No sex in restaurants and bars?
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January 1st, 2010 at 3:09 pm
This is what happens when you put liberals in charge, they start taking away our most cherished freedoms.
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January 1st, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Them and their sissy-ass lungs.
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January 1st, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Only if you get a documented “Can’t Do It Except In Front of Others” diagnosis from your doctor, and have the necessary permits available for inspection while you’re doing it.
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January 1st, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Sorry – that sounded like a non-sequitor…
MM said, “What’s next? No sex in restaurants and bars?”
Only if you get a documented “Can’t Do It Except In Front of Others†diagnosis from your doctor, and have the necessary permits available for inspection while you’re doing it:
http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp144/bsummers/permit.jpg
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