Dec
31

Almighty Dog

By
AlmightyDog

©2009 David Cohen • david@cohencidents.com

10 Comments

1

…( ) On second thought, no. No comment at all. Keep up the good work.

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2

For MM – the Japanese have invented a never-ending bubblewrap toy for those obsessive poppers out there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UU20R4O34o&feature=player_embedded#

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3

I’m a cat person. Dog people can suck it.

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4

Well, fekkinay Barry — I wish I had known about this before Christmas. It would have saved me a lot of postpopdum depression (Squeeze! Pop! Destroy! Momentary Regret! Do it again!) — not to mention all the damned cleanup involved after a typical three day binge.

What are we talking about?

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5

We’re talking about it’s now illegal to smoke in restaurants and bars. YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAH!!!!

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6

But smoking in restaurants and bars is the best place to smoke, Barry. It goes so well with all the drinking and the eating. What’s next? No sex in restaurants and bars?

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7

This is what happens when you put liberals in charge, they start taking away our most cherished freedoms.

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8

Them and their sissy-ass lungs.

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9

Only if you get a documented “Can’t Do It Except In Front of Others” diagnosis from your doctor, and have the necessary permits available for inspection while you’re doing it.

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10

Sorry – that sounded like a non-sequitor…

MM said, “What’s next? No sex in restaurants and bars?”

Only if you get a documented “Can’t Do It Except In Front of Others” diagnosis from your doctor, and have the necessary permits available for inspection while you’re doing it:

http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp144/bsummers/permit.jpg

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