Dec
23

A Holiday Hello from Patsy Keever

By Michael Muller

Patsy KeeverThe Hooligani received this lovely note today from our good friend Patsy Keever, who is running for the North Carolina House here in the 115th. To contribute some time or scratch to this amazing lady’s campaign (or even just to get on her email list) click here.

From Patsy:

Holiday greetings to all of you who have supported my venture into the political realm once again. As this is the time of year when we slow down a little (after we do all the shopping, of course!) to celebrate and enjoy our families and friends, I want to say thank you to each of you for the help you have given me already and the help I know you will give as the campaign goes on.

What I really appreciate is the help you give so many different people in so many different ways. Each of you supports causes which are near and dear to your hearts. Each of you gives your time and energy to make this world a better place. You are the kind of people who understand that we are all in this world together.

As the year draws to a close, let us hold each other in our hearts and reach out with our hands to help one another. And let’s never lose our optimism and our faith in the goodness of all people.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Feliz Navidad!

7 Comments

1

She didn’t wish us Merry Kwanzaa. Racism?

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2

What?!? No Festivus either! I’m grabbing my picket signs and storming down to Ingles.

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3

For the rest of us, Gordon?

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4

You guys need some new material ;)

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5

Gordon, Gordon, Gordon… Festivus is unique among religions, in that we embrace criticism of our beliefs, or in this case, complete ignorance of our beliefs.

Gather ’round the Aluminum Pole. This will all be addressed in next years Airing of Grievances, or if are really jazzed about it, the Feats of Strength.

Happy Festivus, y’all.

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6

Patsy is very sweet. And milquetoast.

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The Watcher says:

“Patsy is very sweet. And milquetoast.”

Michael Muller responds:

“You don’t know Patsy, bitch.”

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