Aug
08

It’s Time To Play “Guess The Unwanted Sex Act”!

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sleeping-man.jpgJerimee left this tidbit in my inbox:

“The chairman of the Clark County Republican Party — who last month was elected president of the Young Republican National Federation — has resigned both posts, apparently in the wake of a criminal investigation.

On Tuesday afternoon, Glenn Murphy Jr. e-mailed media outlets a letter announcing his resignation from both positions, citing an unexpected business opportunity that would prohibit him from holding a partisan political office.

However, the Clark County Sheriff’s Department on Friday began investigating Murphy for alleged criminal deviate conduct — potentially a class B felony — after speaking with a 22-year-old man who claimed that on July 31, Murphy performed an unwanted sex act on him while the man slept in a relative’s Jeffersonville home.

Murphy, a 33-year-old Utica resident, has not been arrested nor has he been charged with a crime. A copy of the police report has been posted on an politically focused Internet site and another was provided to a reporter with The Evening News and The Tribune on Tuesday evening.

Larry Wilder, Murphy’s attorney, said Murphy is cooperating with police and Prosecutor Steve Stewart. Wilder said Murphy contends the sex act was consensual.”

Consensual sex act? Head of the Young Republicans? Man asleep while consensual/unwanted sex act was performed?

Use your imaginations, Hooligans.

Categories : LGBT issues, Republicans

27 Comments

1

Sounds like date-rape huh?

Maybe some alcohol and xanax? Or ruffinol?

That is more the GOP style.

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2

Was he ever a House page?

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3

People with ties to McHenry really pushed North Carolina YRs to endorse this guy. I have the emails about it. Wonder why they liked him so much . . .

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4

Are you insinuating something, DQ?

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His [McHenry's] friends were advocating for this Murphy guy. I don’t think that people have to answer for the sexual “proclivities” of their “friends” but it’s something to keep in mind if a pattern emerges.

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6

“Neo-consensual cock-sucking.” (Sorry, I can’t find the link.)

They’ve already replaced him on the website!

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7

Here’s the police report. It’s not pretty.

And here’s clips from the emails I’ve seen.

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8

If you scroll down that police report, there’s a sexual battery report from 1998 on a male 40 pounds lighter than Murphy.

So I’m not sure these Republicans can claim they didn’t know.

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9

Oh. A history of sexual battery? The man they chose to lead their young Republicans? Was he ever in charge of Congressional pages?

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10

In reading the sexual battery, it’s another of those “consensual sex acts with a sleeping man” this time with the girlfriend in the room.

Hey, maybe that’s why the Blue Dogs are voting Republican. They want to get invited to a sleepover!

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It’s a shame that YRNF thinks that the best way to deal with this problem is to pretend it never happened (as evidenced by the YRNF retroactively changing their history). Not to minimize the allegation itself, it’s the cover-up that I find disturbing.

In large part the elected leadership of the YRNF campaigns under the group name “Team Murphey.”

Pam Spaulding had this to say on Tuesday:
http://www.pamshouseblend.com/showDiary.do?diaryId=2567

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Yeah, Jerimee, I’ve seen that “Team Murphy” crap. They can’t make all that go away by deleting a name on a website.

I have emails alleging that the NC endorsement was pushed through by friends of McHenry for “personal” reasons. I’m dying to know those “personal” reasons.

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13

One should always look at both sides of a story.

Side #1. I am between drunk and hung over. The guy in the bunk above me won’t stop snoring. I can’t sleep. It’s driving me crazy. Maybe if I blow him he’ll stop snoring and I can get some sleep so I don’t fall asleep at my young republican’s meeting and get teabagged again.

Side #2. Oh yeah, baby. Lick my balls… deeper, deeper, suck my head. Oh dear. Think back to what momma said. “If you wake up with another man’s mouth wrapped around your penis, fake sleep and ejaculate promptly, unless it happens to be a member of the young republicans, in which case you should milk it for what it’s worth”. Ejaculate and wake.

It’s stories like this that make me miss “Dear Penthouse” less and less.

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14

Damn, George!

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To give credit where credit is due, Murphy said shortly after being elected that he intended to be the mouthpiece for republicans age 18 – 40. A republican that keeps his campaign promises is a rare breed these days.

Seriously though why is it that so many right wingers are secret sodomites? I guess that if you actually believe that sexual orientation is a choice and that you have control over it, you’re setting yourself up to go down in flames.

They rail against private citizens living their lives together in committed relationships while cruising public bathrooms or performing in gay porn videos or advertising their services on the tubes or sucking off sleeping strangers or chatting up unsuspecting minors. Fucking wankers!

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17

at least he came up with a better excuse than this guy:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2007/07/12/mccain-state-co-chairman-arrested/

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18

Thanks for the damn, syntax! I have been damned and it was muy pleasant.

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19

Any damn time, George. (Actually, I meant to type “DAAAAA-yum!!!”)

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20

Shall we play another round?

Michigan Young Republican pleads guilty in sex case

The former head of the Michigan Federation of Young Republicans admitted today that he sexually abused a colleague during a national convention here last summer.

Michael Flory, a 32-year-old attorney from Jackson, Mich., pleaded guilty to sexual battery on the day he was to stand trial for rape.

And of course up to the moment that he pled guilty he and his supporters was very busy sliming the victim.

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Where do they find all these sex offenders to run for political office? I would think the average pervert would want to keep a somewhat lower profile?

Do they put a notice on some internet jobsite I’ve never heard of saying “Uncle Sam wants you!” ???

Or, once you join the ranks of elected or electable Republicans, does something happen to pervert you? Maybe we should start some kind of Christian organization to help convert the Republican perverts.

And then they’ll say they were born this way.

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22

Maybe we shouldn’t be so hard on these guys.
They probably just got sick of bush too.

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23

ZING!

Delirious will be here all week. Try the veal.

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24

With delirious and George comments and shadmarsh and zombie’s links . . . we should memorialize this comment thread in some way . . . it’s just too good. It may not be as long as other comment threads but it makes up for that in quality.

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oops, syntax….I’m a first time poster.
Relatively new to your blog but absolutely love it and thought I’d jump in.
Is there another “delirious” out there? If so, I don’t want to unintentionally impersonate another Hooligan. And if there is another “delirious” out there I apologize for putting those particular words in your mouth.

Although anyone truly delirious (or asleep) probably wouldn’t mind.

Let me know if I’m trampling on someone else’s identity. I could always be “out of my head”.

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26

I’ve never actually seen another “delirious” around these parts. You should be good to go.

Welcome!

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27

Thanks for the welcome.
Glad to be here.

You guys are wickedly funny.
And insightful.

Hooligans indeed!

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